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this is why i can't trust myself with razors: i just took a shower and i shaved my legs. I stand up to condition my hair and feel a sudden stinging and i looks down at my legs and there's blood everywhere. I cut myself 3 times on my razor sooooo... i'm gonna look like i got attacked by a cat tomorrow. 

i got out the shower and i did my hair and used my rash cream on my legs because i get thigh rashes. And it started stinging more. I finished up and put my pjs on and went to show mum my cuts and she asked me "how fast were you shaving?" i did an example of what i was doing and she cut me half way through a sentence: "you realize you were shaving the wrong way... right?" "no. no i didn't. it's only the third time i've used it... and you never showed me how..."

clap clap the handicap. i'm actually so dumb, it's hilarious 

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:iconeve-the-emoji-domo:
Eve-The-Emoji-Domo Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
oh jeez you should have come to me for that, I would've helped you. 
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:iconcity-galaxies:
city-galaxies Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i should have
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hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016
'Ey, you can't help if nobody ever showed you what to do. I know I legit would have shaved my facial hair wrong if I were never showed how to do it.
Hope it heals up quick, though. Sounds painful.
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Rainpoppy824 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
That sounds like it hurt. I'm sure it won't look that bad. 
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