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60 VERY helpful steps to teach your cat to do a handstand
1. Talk to your cat
2. Wake up your cat
3. Roll your cat over
4. Force it off of the couch
5. Gently hit it
6. Apologise to your cat
7. Pat it and say “please, please, please?”
8. Realise cats are lazy shits and let's face it, they don’t love you
9. Take it outside and climb the basketball ring
10. Tie the cat to the net
11. Realise this is animal cruelty
12. Realise you just killed your cat
13. Your parents will eventually notice
14. Go on ebay
15. Search up “cats”
16. Buy a cat through the internet
17. The shipping costs $500
18. You’ll have to use your dad’s credit card
19. Give up
20. Start panicking
21. Contact Bruce Wayne
22. Say you’re building a “secret lab”
23. He won’t lend you money
24. Go to the bat cave
25. Steal all his money
26. Decide you want to use his car as a getaway car
27. Take his car and blow up the bat cave
28. Drive in front of an epic explosion for effect
29. Get home
30. Go back on ebay
31. Officially buy the cat
32. Get fast shipping
33. Remember you left your dead cat on the front lawn
34. Go outside to pick it up
35. Get shot by the police
36. Die
37. Magically come back to life
38. Go back inside
39. Dress up like the Joker
40. Get a nerf gun
41. Go outside… again
42. Shoot all the police
43. Say “HA HA HA”
44. Get your dead cat
45. Dig a hole. Bury it.
46. Wack it with the shovel
47. The hole’s too small
48. Wack it some more
49. Eventually fits
50. Shove dirt on top
51. Wait 5 hours for the new cat
52. Get your new cat
53. It looks nothing like the picture
54. Get pissed
55. Complain to the company
56. Forget it
57. Ask your new cat to do a handstand
58. It won’t move
59. Life is meaningless
60. Get really depressed

it's weird

i made it in English, i had to
don't judge me
i wouldn't ever do this shit XD

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:iconhctertsemoheht:
hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017
What even-
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:iconcity-galaxies:
city-galaxies Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I dunno. Ask my English teacher
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:iconhctertsemoheht:
hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017
What the hell was the English assignment holy shit
I mean I'm interested to hear ANY reason that you'd write a 60 step process on teaching a cat to do a handstand
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city-galaxies Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the english teacher is fucking awesome.
it was is our school's Anthology booklet. 
basically, it's a bunch of student's writing and art. 
she had the one from 2010. it was
"60 things not to do in a black hole"
i dunno. she wanted us to do something fun 
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:iconhctertsemoheht:
hctertsemoheht Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017
Noice, I like it. I wish I could have a teacher like that. Instead, I have had teachers who literally deducted points for tilting the eyes on a smiley face.
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city-galaxies Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sounds absolutely wonderful

lol, good luck mate
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RoryTheRascal Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
This is great omg
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Web-Disaster Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yeah, cause Batman sure knows alot about cats. :iconbatmanrapefaceplz:
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:iconcity-galaxies:
city-galaxies Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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Web-Disaster Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heheh.
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Tallsilly Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
This is brilliant.
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